June 2011
May 2011
Been playing Minecraft all day.
My first goal was to build my house. Not just any house though. I was to build one liek the actual one I live in. I actually finished doing it yesterday. Maybe the day before? I forgot.
After I was done with that I did a lot of roaming around trying to figure out what else I wanted to do. Currently I started on a skyscraper. I have no idea what the max height is in-game, so I don’t know if I’m near the top or not.
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.